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The Stuff That Zines Are Made Of

August 24, 2023August 24, 2023 by Crow Shay
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When life hands you yarn, make a merkin for Cookie Monster.

Categories Crotch-ItsTags Crotchet, dreams, fiber arts aka farts, sausage party sweater, sweet zinesLeave a comment

The Wild Brain Yonder v2

September 8, 2022September 8, 2022 by Brain Picker
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Googling minds want to know … why I can’t stop doing this.

Categories Braindrops, Fantasy LandTags dreams, habits, it's a pickle but not a pickle ... and it's blue, sleep deprivationLeave a comment

Fucked.

September 8, 2022July 29, 2022 by Its Me
dead woman lying underneath a car

This was the conversation. The names have been changed to protect you from becoming an accomplice to murder.

You’ve been warned.

Categories Fantasy Land, Personal PicksTags some people were just born assholes, technically not evicted, we're moving, your lease is upLeave a comment

Accepting My ADHD Looks Like …

September 7, 2022May 20, 2022 by Its Me
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This.

Categories Braindrops, The Dark Arts of TidinessTags ADHD, goal setting, now what?, organize, self-discovery, self-loveLeave a comment

For Tooth & Tome

September 7, 2022February 18, 2022 by Its Me
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If you lived anywhere near Seattle and had a Costco membership in early pandemic days, chances are Marcia saved your butt from chafing.

Categories Braindrops, Fantasy LandTags this dumpster will eat your baby teeth, writingLeave a comment

Dysmorphia: It’s a Body of Work

September 7, 2022November 2, 2021 by Its Me
woman in white dress sitting on bed and showing middle finger

This just in: Your words have weight … so does your body.

Categories BraindropsTags body dysmorphia, getting the most bang for your body, quit smoking1 Comment

See You Next Tuesday!

September 7, 2022August 24, 2021 by Brain Picker
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Just another day at the out-of-office.

Categories Braindrops, Hi-Fi-lutinTags are you leaving me?, autoreply, out of office message, return to senderLeave a comment

Vehicle of Mass Instruction

August 17, 2021August 17, 2021 by Brain Picker

Meet the vehicle you can ride through procrastination. Bonus: It’s fueled by brain farts.

Categories Braindrops, Personal PicksTags brain farts, goal setting, habits, procrastination, procrastination milk1 Comment

The Porcelain Charts

September 7, 2022June 5, 2021 by Its Me
woman in pink long sleeve hoodie carrying tissue rolls

“A woman must have money and a bathroom of her own if she is to write a blog.” —Virginia Woolf

Categories BraindropsTags procrastinating bowels, the doctor said its just fartsLeave a comment

The Psychologist’s Hoop Skirt

June 4, 2021June 4, 2021 by Brain Picker

From the mind of an upper cruster on the internet

Categories BraindropsTags Freud brainLeave a comment
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